Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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