so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
