haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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