I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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