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(916): View more from California

I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(718): View more from New York

I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.

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(903): View more from Texas

So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.

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(917): View more from New York City

You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard

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(516): View more from New York

This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess

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(910): View more from North Carolina

then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.

(910): View more from North Carolina

it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.

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