Tell her she can't have a vagina
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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