My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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