I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just invented taco cereal.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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