i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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