I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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