I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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