batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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