We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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