party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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