He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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