apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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