This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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