If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize