Have you finally orgasmed yet?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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