I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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