idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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