So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Randomize