All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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