It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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