I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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