i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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