Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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