She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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