How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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