they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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