But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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