You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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