Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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