Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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