I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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