it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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