its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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