One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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