I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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