I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I looked at my own cervix.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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