I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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