nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I would ride that face into the sunset
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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