its not stalking. its research.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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