so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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