It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She even gives head with a lisp.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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