Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
