Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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