Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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