? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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