I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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