did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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