I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I deserve this hangover.
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