summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize